This letter was faxed to Melissa Beans House office in Washington DC on June 25, 2008. I will note here whether or not it renders a response.
Update: What a surprise! As of October 1, 2008, I have not received a response from Melissa Bean to the aforementioned letter. However, I am certain that Melissa has been busy attending to her sore feet, the result of all of her parading around over the summer.